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Mar 6, 20145 min read

My Adventures with Strippers

I was at a business’ client appreciation reception with a Mardi Gras theme on Tuesday night. There were a bunch of people in attendance...

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margaretfmadigan

Feb 27, 20143 min read

What's Your Problem with Gays?

It has always baffled me exactly what the reason is that homophobes hate homosexuals. The first thing people say is, “God says it’s bad,...

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Announcing the Title of My New Book and Trying to Outrun the Police

margaretfmadigan

Feb 20, 20144 min read

Announcing the Title of My New Book and Trying to Outrun the Police

Drumroll please… I have a new book coming out. Tentative release date, May 1st 2014. Are you ready for the title? Ok, here it its…...

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10 Wildly Inappropriate Yet Well Meaning Valentine's Day Cards

margaretfmadigan

Feb 13, 20142 min read

10 Wildly Inappropriate Yet Well Meaning Valentine's Day Cards

In honor of Valentine’s Day I’m re-gifting this blog from Valentine’s Day past… Remember in elementary school how you’d buy (or rather...

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Debuting My New Series: Scantily Clad Broads Rippin' Out Hair Weaves Show!

margaretfmadigan

Feb 6, 20143 min read

Debuting My New Series: Scantily Clad Broads Rippin' Out Hair Weaves Show!

I highly doubt any regular followers of this blog enjoy fighting of any sort. (speaking of which, don’t forget to follow this blog!)...

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margaretfmadigan

Jan 30, 20143 min read

Does NY Rep. Michael Grimm Have Masculine Identity Issues?

In case you’ve been living under a rock and haven’t heard about it… the above clip is of Rep. Michael Grimm, a Republican Congressman...

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A Look at the Ugliest USA Olympic Opening Ceremony Outfits Ever

margaretfmadigan

Jan 23, 20142 min read

A Look at the Ugliest USA Olympic Opening Ceremony Outfits Ever

So today the new outfits that the 2014 USA Olympic Team will don in the opening ceremonies were revealed. Ralph Lauren has done it again....

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margaretfmadigan

Jan 16, 20142 min read

The Year of Madge with Video Footage

Do you guys remember the episode of Seinfeld (if you say you’ve never seen it or don’t know what it is, you should probably just leave my...

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margaretfmadigan

Jan 9, 20142 min read

Your Vagina is Not a Tote Bag

‘Vaginal Knitting’ Is Here To Make Everyone Afraid Of Performance Art Once Again (NSFW) Read Article Here So, um… yea… ew. Who… I mean...

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Holidays on Social Media are Like Slideshows You Were Forced to Watch at Neighbor's House in th

margaretfmadigan

Dec 26, 20133 min read

Holidays on Social Media are Like Slideshows You Were Forced to Watch at Neighbor's House in th

I am all out of sorts right now with writing. I am truly blessed right now with so many opportunities, I’m doing so much professional...

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Mating Ritual: Finding Your Foot Fetish Equal

margaretfmadigan

Dec 12, 20133 min read

Mating Ritual: Finding Your Foot Fetish Equal

What is love? Yea, I don’t mean this as a sappy, philosophical, your ass is covered in syrup talk… wait what? I mean like… ok, I do some...

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margaretfmadigan

Dec 5, 20133 min read

Like a Bad Rash, Sometimes You Just Have to Wait 'til it Passes

Holy cow, I just realized my last post on here was November 14th. Here it is December 5th. Well, sorry but I had one of those “life...

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Sexting Scrapbooking Group, Now Accepting New Members!

margaretfmadigan

Nov 14, 20134 min read

Sexting Scrapbooking Group, Now Accepting New Members!

(Just and aside this Friday and Saturday (starting at midnight tonight) my new book “I Got Yer Haiku Right Here” will be a FREE ebook...

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Don't Pee on My Leg and Tell Me it's Raining… and Other Douchebaggery.

margaretfmadigan

Nov 7, 20133 min read

Don't Pee on My Leg and Tell Me it's Raining… and Other Douchebaggery.

A couple housekeeping notes… I have a new little book out! A very little book. It’s a short book of haiku entitled I Got Yer Haiku...

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margaretfmadigan

Oct 31, 20134 min read

My Biggest Halloween Costume Fails

Happy Halloween and all that jazz. I used to love Halloween. Because you know, creative idiots like myself, love that crap. I was...

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margaretfmadigan

Oct 24, 20134 min read

The Art of Naughty Words

In the past few years as I have tried to expand my writing opportunities, and in doing so I have often encountered the dilemma of...

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margaretfmadigan

Oct 17, 20133 min read

The Difference Between Younger Women and Older Women

Just a short one today, I’m out of my mind busy. Lots of projects and I’ve been in and out of doctor’s offices and hospitals all week...

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Dream a Little Dream of Naked Tony Danza

margaretfmadigan

Oct 10, 20133 min read

Dream a Little Dream of Naked Tony Danza

Do you think dreams really mean anything? I’m not sure. Sometimes I do, sometimes I don’t. Sometimes I think they may be a slideshow of...

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margaretfmadigan

Oct 3, 20134 min read

Does Joy Only Originate From Our Loins?

I wish I was romantic. Not necessarily in relationships but in life. Ya’ know like those in love with life people? Would I feel better...

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margaretfmadigan

Oct 1, 20132 min read

More Madge Bang for Your Buck

Hello and welcome to Tuesday. Just a short little blog today to tell you I am changing things around. I’m very happy to say, I have a...

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