Humor 5/7

margaretfmadigan

May 14, 20133 min read

Just Jill Went Up the Hill… and Hid in the Closet

Ok, here’s resuming my Kickstarter rewards. See the thing was, if you contributed a certain amount to my Kickstarter project, your...

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margaretfmadigan

May 9, 20134 min read

I Not Know

Yo! I just have to take a break from book hawking and Kickstarter reward giving for a minute and discuss something. Oh but first, you...

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I'm Friends with a Rapper, Does that Make Me Hella Dope? My Tribute to MC Lars.

margaretfmadigan

May 7, 20133 min read

I'm Friends with a Rapper, Does that Make Me Hella Dope? My Tribute to MC Lars.

Look bitches, I got me a book! That officially makes me an author! Add that to my 21 other job titles on my resume! Yes, now available...

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margaretfmadigan

May 2, 20133 min read

Madge's Got Back… Cover

Big Announcement! God willing… and if the planets are aligned, my book will be available for sale Monday May 6th! Stay tuned for links to...

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margaretfmadigan

Apr 30, 20133 min read

Madge's Foreign Exchange Blogger Program

Can you believe it?! I have the proof of my book! Had to resubmit for a couple changes I wanted to make and it should be ready for sale...

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margaretfmadigan

Apr 25, 20134 min read

A Tribute to My Dirty Martini Man

Most of you know I was doing this Kickstarter project thing and made my goal, yay! Thank you so much to all who helped. Check out...

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The Osmonds Were Right on That One Bad Apple Thing. Cut the Crap!

margaretfmadigan

Apr 23, 20133 min read

The Osmonds Were Right on That One Bad Apple Thing. Cut the Crap!

I usually stay away from current events because I believe it’s kind of like beating a dead horse. But I just want to say a few quick...

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Sneak Peek at Book Cover Meets Motivational Madge

margaretfmadigan

Apr 18, 20133 min read

Sneak Peek at Book Cover Meets Motivational Madge

You want a sneak peek at my book cover? So here it is… I just get all tittery (pun intended) when I see this. I’m like all giggly...

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Next on the Agenda: Us not Me (and Bonus Thank You Track ft. Pitbull)

margaretfmadigan

Apr 16, 20131 min read

Next on the Agenda: Us not Me (and Bonus Thank You Track ft. Pitbull)

Just a thought… What the fuck is wrong with you people? I’m convinced social media has allowed the self-involved crazy folk to turn the...

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The Awkwardness of Filtering During the Sex Talk With Your Kids

margaretfmadigan

Apr 11, 20135 min read

The Awkwardness of Filtering During the Sex Talk With Your Kids

I ended up having an impromptu sex talk with my 16 year old daughter the other night. I’ve had “talks” with all of my children over the...

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Fun With Awful Typos… News Outlets, You Are What You Type!

margaretfmadigan

Apr 4, 20132 min read

Fun With Awful Typos… News Outlets, You Are What You Type!

You would think alleged professional big-timey news outlets might not have interns write their content… or at the very least have an...

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Pucker Up, It's Lemon Time! Help Set the Lemons Free!

margaretfmadigan

Apr 2, 20132 min read

Pucker Up, It's Lemon Time! Help Set the Lemons Free!

I didn’t have any dreams for years. I don’t mean like the kind where a giant Lucky Charms Leprechaun is chasing me yelling in a deep...

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Untold Freak Hipster Shenanigans of Madge…

margaretfmadigan

Mar 26, 20135 min read

Untold Freak Hipster Shenanigans of Madge…

I have a new little guilty pleasure. Every Monday night I sit down and watch “The Carrie Diaries” with my two teenage daughters. You...

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margaretfmadigan

Mar 20, 20133 min read

Whoopsie, Pull Down Your Social Media, Your Crazy is Showing…

I try so hard to make sure what I post on Facebook or Twitter isn’t annoying. Really, I do. But ya’ know, inevitably someone will think...

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Madge and the St. Patty's Day Biker Gang

margaretfmadigan

Mar 14, 20135 min read

Madge and the St. Patty's Day Biker Gang

As some of you might know I’m pretty damn Irish. My name is Margaret Frances Madigan. Maybe just a little Irish? My Father’s family...

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margaretfmadigan

Mar 12, 20133 min read

Hey, You Gonna' Finish That Pancreas?

So… who here is willing to give their heart to another? What a romantic thought, huh? No, I mean really. Like as in your actual heart,...

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margaretfmadigan

Mar 7, 20131 min read

The Kardashian Speech Pattern Will Lead Us All to Hell

I can’t get this God damn thing to work today. Click on this link below to see my video blog, “The Kardashian Speech Pattern Will Lead...

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Choosing the Pope 21st Century Style – Call in to Vote, He's Dreamy!

margaretfmadigan

Mar 5, 20132 min read

Choosing the Pope 21st Century Style – Call in to Vote, He's Dreamy!

As a cradle Catholic (that means people who were born into serious Catholic families, I think) I’m vaguely interested in who our next...

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margaretfmadigan

Feb 26, 20135 min read

Bring Back Feudalism, Then I Wouldn't Need to Figure Out a Career Damnit!

I must say I have had several different attempts at re-inventing myself in the last, well… 47 years. I was going to say during this...

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margaretfmadigan

Feb 21, 20131 min read

Harlem Shake – Just Stop it Right Now!

I have below a little commentary on this stupid ass phenomenon called the Harlem Shake. Harlem is an historically black section of New...

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