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margaretfmadigan
May 22, 20145 min read
I Don't Like Insensitive People, But I Defend Their Right to Look Stupid
Well it looks like I’m coming out of the closet. Oh no honey not that, although you all know I frequent gay bars but it’s because I’m a...
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margaretfmadigan
Apr 3, 20143 min read
Finally! Crimes are Easier to Commit Than Ever! Try Yours Today!
So I was reading this article here… Doreen Landstra, Elderly Woman Who Killed 3 In Car, Gets Suspended License And the reasoning behind...
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margaretfmadigan
Mar 27, 20144 min read
Enough With the Gluten-Free, Cross Fit, Socialist Selfies
I look at social media all day. Ok, well not all day but like a whole bunch of times throughout the day. Mostly because of my various...
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margaretfmadigan
Feb 27, 20143 min read
What's Your Problem with Gays?
It has always baffled me exactly what the reason is that homophobes hate homosexuals. The first thing people say is, “God says it’s bad,...
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margaretfmadigan
Feb 20, 20144 min read
Announcing the Title of My New Book and Trying to Outrun the Police
Drumroll please… I have a new book coming out. Tentative release date, May 1st 2014. Are you ready for the title? Ok, here it its…...
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margaretfmadigan
Feb 6, 20143 min read
Debuting My New Series: Scantily Clad Broads Rippin' Out Hair Weaves Show!
I highly doubt any regular followers of this blog enjoy fighting of any sort. (speaking of which, don’t forget to follow this blog!)...
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margaretfmadigan
Jan 30, 20143 min read
Does NY Rep. Michael Grimm Have Masculine Identity Issues?
In case you’ve been living under a rock and haven’t heard about it… the above clip is of Rep. Michael Grimm, a Republican Congressman...
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margaretfmadigan
Jan 9, 20142 min read
Your Vagina is Not a Tote Bag
‘Vaginal Knitting’ Is Here To Make Everyone Afraid Of Performance Art Once Again (NSFW) Read Article Here So, um… yea… ew. Who… I mean...
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margaretfmadigan
Dec 26, 20133 min read
Holidays on Social Media are Like Slideshows You Were Forced to Watch at Neighbor's House in th
I am all out of sorts right now with writing. I am truly blessed right now with so many opportunities, I’m doing so much professional...
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margaretfmadigan
Nov 7, 20133 min read
Don't Pee on My Leg and Tell Me it's Raining… and Other Douchebaggery.
A couple housekeeping notes… I have a new little book out! A very little book. It’s a short book of haiku entitled I Got Yer Haiku...
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margaretfmadigan
Sep 12, 20135 min read
Like Bill Murray Said, "It's in the Hole!"
Lots of action on the street today! I work from home and I live in a nice city, somewhat trendy neighborhood. Lots of large colonial...
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margaretfmadigan
Sep 5, 20133 min read
I've Seen Films That Had a Smaller Budget Than This Wedding…
I know this is probably stupid but… something has been bugging the crap out of me lately. I’ve been seeing non-stop promos for a new...
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margaretfmadigan
Aug 27, 20133 min read
"Miley, Joe Francis Wants to Know if He Can See Your Boobs"
Yea, for lack of anything better to write today (which is balogna, I have a lot, just not the time), I’m going to hop on the Miley Cyrus...
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margaretfmadigan
Aug 20, 20133 min read
Obama Has Radical Muslim Conjoined Twin Hidden Under His Clothes Secretly Running Country
You know what, I really like Facebook… it lets me keep in touch with friends and relatives and I can advertise my book for free. 🙂 It...
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margaretfmadigan
Jul 25, 20133 min read
When is it Safe to Call a Molester a Molester?
A lot of things I read last week got me thinking about perceived danger and being trusting or not being stupid and protecting yourself....
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margaretfmadigan
Jun 27, 20134 min read
"Because it's Mine" is for Douchebags
I was trying to get my girls to a day camp that they are working at as “counselors” this morning. (more like “cat herders”) and I was so...
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margaretfmadigan
Apr 23, 20133 min read
The Osmonds Were Right on That One Bad Apple Thing. Cut the Crap!
I usually stay away from current events because I believe it’s kind of like beating a dead horse. But I just want to say a few quick...
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margaretfmadigan
Apr 16, 20131 min read
Next on the Agenda: Us not Me (and Bonus Thank You Track ft. Pitbull)
Just a thought… What the fuck is wrong with you people? I’m convinced social media has allowed the self-involved crazy folk to turn the...
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margaretfmadigan
Mar 7, 20131 min read
The Kardashian Speech Pattern Will Lead Us All to Hell
I can’t get this God damn thing to work today. Click on this link below to see my video blog, “The Kardashian Speech Pattern Will Lead...
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margaretfmadigan
Feb 21, 20131 min read
Harlem Shake – Just Stop it Right Now!
I have below a little commentary on this stupid ass phenomenon called the Harlem Shake. Harlem is an historically black section of New...
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