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margaretfmadigan
Apr 11, 20135 min read
The Awkwardness of Filtering During the Sex Talk With Your Kids
I ended up having an impromptu sex talk with my 16 year old daughter the other night. I’ve had “talks” with all of my children over the...
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margaretfmadigan
Mar 28, 20133 min read
Local All Boys Catholic School to Allow Gay Couple At Junior Prom. Hallelujer.
Local all boys Catholic School to allow gay couple to attend junior prom. That’s ballsy. (no pun intended… well maybe a little) It’s my...
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margaretfmadigan
Mar 26, 20135 min read
Untold Freak Hipster Shenanigans of Madge…
I have a new little guilty pleasure. Every Monday night I sit down and watch “The Carrie Diaries” with my two teenage daughters. You...
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margaretfmadigan
Mar 12, 20133 min read
Hey, You Gonna' Finish That Pancreas?
So… who here is willing to give their heart to another? What a romantic thought, huh? No, I mean really. Like as in your actual heart,...
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margaretfmadigan
Feb 28, 20134 min read
Single Mom Success Without Being on the Pole
All right, I never do contests but I’m determined to win this one, because as Kanye said, “Madge is the best single mom of all time… all...
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margaretfmadigan
Feb 26, 20135 min read
Bring Back Feudalism, Then I Wouldn't Need to Figure Out a Career Damnit!
I must say I have had several different attempts at re-inventing myself in the last, well… 47 years. I was going to say during this...
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margaretfmadigan
Feb 21, 20131 min read
Harlem Shake – Just Stop it Right Now!
I have below a little commentary on this stupid ass phenomenon called the Harlem Shake. Harlem is an historically black section of New...
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margaretfmadigan
Feb 14, 20132 min read
10 Wildly Inappropriate Yet Well Meaning Valentine Cards
Remember in elementary school how you’d buy (or rather your mother would buy) that box of small little Valentine’s Day cards and you...
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margaretfmadigan
Feb 8, 20134 min read
Mo' College, Mo' Money
Simple question today… If you are a parent, who should pay for college? As you all know I have a son who is a Freshman at NYU. Luckily...
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margaretfmadigan
Feb 5, 20134 min read
My Name Ain't Baby it's Madge, Ms. Madigan if You're Nasty
I just stopped at ye olde gas station – convenience store combo. I needed a Starbucks Mocha Frappuccino and CVS wasn’t open yet. A...
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margaretfmadigan
Jan 28, 20135 min read
This Ain't 1979: The New Mom Code
Thank you all so much for your submissions for funny blogs! I found a few new people to follow and I appreciate it. And I got several...
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margaretfmadigan
Jan 24, 20133 min read
Show Me the Funny Blogs, Please!
All right minions, I need you to do my bidding! I’ve been on this kind of blog research kick thingy lately. I’ve been trying to spread...
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margaretfmadigan
Jan 22, 20134 min read
Follow Your Dreams or Become a Dental Hygienist?
Who the hell am I? What the hell am I doing? I’ve been asking myself that question a lot lately. Fine time to have to be rediscovering...
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margaretfmadigan
Jan 18, 20135 min read
Animals Who Eat Their Young or Lizzie Borden, We All Have Parent/Child Issues.
Being a parent is an amazing gift for me. An incredible blessing beyond compare. It can also be a gigantic pain in the ass. Oh you all...
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margaretfmadigan
Dec 4, 20125 min read
Clearing the Crappy Air…
Do you believe in bad luck, bad energy, bad juju or ya’ know just like a perpetual black cloud over you? I think I do. I’m pretty sure...
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margaretfmadigan
Oct 23, 20125 min read
Throwing the Baby Out with the Bath Water
Sorry it’s been a couple weeks since I’ve written (oh like you care), but I was out of town tending to some very important business. And...
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margaretfmadigan
Sep 12, 20124 min read
Which is Better, '80s College Drunks or '10s College Drunks?
*Another one of my greatest hits being transferred over from old site* One of my pet peeves in blogging or Facebooking or any other sort...
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margaretfmadigan
Sep 4, 20125 min read
Am I Supposed to Look Poor? Income Levels Should Have Uniforms.
*Transferring some of my greatest hits (old posts) over from the other site. Enjoy.* I saw a status on Facebook the other day that said...
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margaretfmadigan
Aug 27, 20124 min read
I'll Be The Old Woman Carrying Booze Around In a Hot Water Bottle
I’m a freak. Always have been, always will be. But I like it. No, I really love it. Sometimes I forget that I’m a freak and I have to...
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margaretfmadigan
Jan 5, 20124 min read
How to Keep Your Daughters Off the Pole…
I’ve been in a relationship for the past three years, well only about a year and a half of it has been serious. That would be this last...
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