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margaretfmadigan
Feb 20, 20144 min read
Announcing the Title of My New Book and Trying to Outrun the Police
Drumroll please… I have a new book coming out. Tentative release date, May 1st 2014. Are you ready for the title? Ok, here it its…...
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margaretfmadigan
Feb 13, 20142 min read
10 Wildly Inappropriate Yet Well Meaning Valentine's Day Cards
In honor of Valentine’s Day I’m re-gifting this blog from Valentine’s Day past… Remember in elementary school how you’d buy (or rather...
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margaretfmadigan
Jan 9, 20142 min read
Your Vagina is Not a Tote Bag
‘Vaginal Knitting’ Is Here To Make Everyone Afraid Of Performance Art Once Again (NSFW) Read Article Here So, um… yea… ew. Who… I mean...
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margaretfmadigan
Dec 26, 20133 min read
Holidays on Social Media are Like Slideshows You Were Forced to Watch at Neighbor's House in th
I am all out of sorts right now with writing. I am truly blessed right now with so many opportunities, I’m doing so much professional...
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margaretfmadigan
Dec 12, 20133 min read
Mating Ritual: Finding Your Foot Fetish Equal
What is love? Yea, I don’t mean this as a sappy, philosophical, your ass is covered in syrup talk… wait what? I mean like… ok, I do some...
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margaretfmadigan
Dec 5, 20133 min read
Like a Bad Rash, Sometimes You Just Have to Wait 'til it Passes
Holy cow, I just realized my last post on here was November 14th. Here it is December 5th. Well, sorry but I had one of those “life...
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margaretfmadigan
Nov 14, 20134 min read
Sexting Scrapbooking Group, Now Accepting New Members!
(Just and aside this Friday and Saturday (starting at midnight tonight) my new book “I Got Yer Haiku Right Here” will be a FREE ebook...
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margaretfmadigan
Nov 7, 20133 min read
Don't Pee on My Leg and Tell Me it's Raining… and Other Douchebaggery.
A couple housekeeping notes… I have a new little book out! A very little book. It’s a short book of haiku entitled I Got Yer Haiku...
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margaretfmadigan
Oct 31, 20134 min read
My Biggest Halloween Costume Fails
Happy Halloween and all that jazz. I used to love Halloween. Because you know, creative idiots like myself, love that crap. I was...
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margaretfmadigan
Oct 24, 20134 min read
The Art of Naughty Words
In the past few years as I have tried to expand my writing opportunities, and in doing so I have often encountered the dilemma of...
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margaretfmadigan
Oct 17, 20133 min read
The Difference Between Younger Women and Older Women
Just a short one today, I’m out of my mind busy. Lots of projects and I’ve been in and out of doctor’s offices and hospitals all week...
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margaretfmadigan
Oct 10, 20133 min read
Dream a Little Dream of Naked Tony Danza
Do you think dreams really mean anything? I’m not sure. Sometimes I do, sometimes I don’t. Sometimes I think they may be a slideshow of...
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margaretfmadigan
Oct 3, 20134 min read
Does Joy Only Originate From Our Loins?
I wish I was romantic. Not necessarily in relationships but in life. Ya’ know like those in love with life people? Would I feel better...
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margaretfmadigan
Sep 26, 20132 min read
Blogging Under the Influence
I have a lot of projects going on right now. I’ve been asked to do a few speaking engagements and I’m really excited about it....
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margaretfmadigan
Sep 24, 20133 min read
You Won My Heart with Your First Email "I Want to Drill That #$%^*"
Over the years I have occasionally been hit on by a man. Yes, I know even a blind squirrel gets a nut sometimes. Whether it be in person...
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margaretfmadigan
Sep 17, 20134 min read
"Hey Rocky, Watch Me Pull a Job Outta' My Butt!"
(ok Bullwinkle used to show Rocky pulling a rabbit out of his hat not his ass, but ass is more fitting here) You know what I think is an...
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margaretfmadigan
Sep 12, 20135 min read
Like Bill Murray Said, "It's in the Hole!"
Lots of action on the street today! I work from home and I live in a nice city, somewhat trendy neighborhood. Lots of large colonial...
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margaretfmadigan
Sep 10, 20134 min read
Side Action… All the Kids are Doing it!
This here’s a pretty basic blog today. Simple question… To cheat or not to cheat? That is the question… I thought my beliefs were set...
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margaretfmadigan
Sep 5, 20133 min read
I've Seen Films That Had a Smaller Budget Than This Wedding…
I know this is probably stupid but… something has been bugging the crap out of me lately. I’ve been seeing non-stop promos for a new...
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margaretfmadigan
Sep 3, 20133 min read
The Blues = Feeling Down, The Plaids = Too Many Emotions
I used to love this time of year as a kid. It was a time for renewing… new school year, new clothes (after I stopped going to Catholic...
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